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Delusional Politics

DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR - A legend in his own mind, leading from behind.

TAGS: delusional
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 25, 2012, 10:02 am

HILLARY DESCRIBES FOR HER DOCTORS - Life as a delusional Democrat...

TAGS: delusional
Rating: 4.2/5

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arnnatz - September 28, 2012, 8:24 am
She looks like she would fit right into "One Flew Over the Cuckcoo's Nest"

J.F.K. - or as he's known in republican circles: the original kenyan, muslim, commie president. Just look at that low trajectory.

TAGS: skeeters are delusional
Rating: 3/5

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ipaprime - March 8, 2013, 7:26 am
no point just a comment
crankyhead - March 7, 2013, 11:26 am
You're a**uming you know where the launch point is. You're also a**uming that he's not in the act of pulling the trigger, or that he hasn't already pulled it, and the smoke is still behind the bullet, in the barrel. What's your point?
ipaprime - March 6, 2013, 8:05 pm
well then you should realise that he is in the stance that is taken prior to the launch of the "pidgon", which means he is aiming at a point just ahead of the launcher and has yet to fire. nothing more, nothing less
crankyhead - March 6, 2013, 7:42 pm
and deer, and grouse, and moose, and partridge, and... what's your point?
ipaprime - March 6, 2013, 6:58 pm
ever sh** skeet cranky?
crankyhead - March 6, 2013, 12:37 pm
He might be in the process of pulling the trigger... he might be using smokeless gun powder... what's your point?
ipaprime - March 6, 2013, 8:17 am
he is probably waiting for the pull so he can track and shoot
crankyhead - March 5, 2013, 3:43 pm
Let me guess, he's not aiming either, right?
ipaprime - March 5, 2013, 7:55 am
hmm hasnt fired yet
PapaFox - March 4, 2013, 7:19 pm
Skeeters! :-D

CONSERVATIVES - They like to think they can do a better job in their own little fantasy world.


TAGS: ann is delusional
Rating: 1.8/5

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crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:26 pm
Simple yes or no to what question Groucho?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:39 pm
Odd she writes it riht down to your level... Ann taught me how to speak to you morons...
freasy - September 30, 2012, 6:15 pm
Niether did Obama, prep schools and ivy leage colleges......
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:58 pm
If you want Cranky to teach you how to read, then all you need to do is ask. We'd LOVE to read that book for you but, sadly, we don't speak 'retard'. You'll have to find a Romneybot who speaks your language.Good luck with that..wait for it...Teabagger ;-)
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:49 pm
Simple yes or no.... . Crank now becomes the spinner
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 5:08 pm
Which is kind of funny, coming from a guy who has trouble reading and comprehending the entire back panel of the box of cereal on the table at breakfast time in his trailer every morning.
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 5:04 pm
Of course, Groucho knows exactly what I do, and don't read.
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 3:24 pm
Of course crank knows what he's talking about having never read the book... Remember to smile crank

Democrat delusion -

'democrats have to clean up the mess behind republicans' -

i told a lie THIS BIG once -


deplorables -

TAGS: deplorable delusional
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ScatXXVII - March 22, 2017, 5:06 pm
LOL! It sure is a good thing the Republicans didn't brag that they were going to win in a landslide, then blame Russia when they didn't.